Everyday Dave

A guy named Dave who says and does such ridiculous shit every day that its become common and you acknowledge it by saying 'Everyday Dave'.

Dave: Dude when I cover up this solar powered light it turns on... are my hands solar powered or something?

Friend: They turn on because you're blocking the light David.

Dave: Oh shit haha. Fuck me dude.

Friend: Everyday Dave strikes again....

by Kadorja November 27, 2012

DAVE NOVAK

A Dave Novak is the act of pooping directly into another person's anus.

Brad and I Dave Novak'd all last night. It was awesome.

by tetramino November 23, 2011

daving around

"Daving around" refers to the act of aimlessly wandering around the office, engaging in casual conversations, and generally socializing with coworkers without a specific work-related purpose. It's the art of taking breaks and fostering a friendly atmosphere, often leading to unexpected connections and workplace camaraderie.

"Instead of sitting at his desk all day, Mark spends most of his time 'daving around.' He's the office's go-to guy for water cooler conversations!"

by dugiwarc October 13, 2023

Dave’s missus

The sort of women who would sleep with another man, and gaslight their boyfriend into thinking they didn’t

She is such a Dave’s missus

by i hate joos 2024 January 2, 2023

Daveed Diggs

the best person ever

A: hey u know daveed diggs?
B: OMG YES I LUV HIS HAIR HE IS SO GOOD AT RAP

by your_local_potato December 8, 2020

Johann Daveed

The most musically talented person you'll ever meet.

Very opinionated and spicy. Confrontational and opinionated. He's always right so he's earned the privilege to be boastful.

"Wrath" is an understatement for when you aggravate this intellect.

"Moonlightish moonlight under moonlight", by Johann Daveed.

"Johann! Johann Daveed! Get the Apples to Apples!" - cousin

by -Don't use your real name. January 14, 2021

Horny Dave

A man who dances on a pole at a company holiday party.

“Who is that dancing on the pole in front of everyone?” “Oh, that’s just Horny Dave”

by Trouble#2 October 29, 2022