Dentist Dancing

To dance in a way that is like belly dancing, but makes you use your hips more. Named after a crew member of a production of Little Shop of Horrors.
Very universal in all parts of life.

Shelly: "Hey look!"
Everybody: "What?!?"
Shelly: "Natalie's so cool, she's dentist dancing with a drill"

by W.R October 14, 2012

dancing to shakira

To pleasure oneself in a sexual manner.
To jack off, whack off, jerk off, masturbate, etc

My friend loves dancing to shakira

by Ano-nomous December 20, 2006

cactus dance

Tasteless dance moves used to: a) completely ruin a friendly gathering, b) scare off predators, and c) summon demons.

A proper cactus dance can be described as standing as awkwardly straight as possible, bending the elbows at 90 degrees (much like a large cactus), and facing knees in the same direction, also heavily bent. You want to retain the position as closely as possible while flailing the arms and shifting the hips so the knees sway back and forth.

While executing these moves, just remember nobody brings it like you do. This dance successfully ends when the dancer is hit over the head with a heavy blunt object.

a) "Mary, your son is doing the cactus dance again..."

b) "Beware, I know the cactus dance."

c) Zach: "Darren, I really don't think its working."
Darren: "Just give me a another hour, we'll be having beers with Nosferatu in no time."
*WHACK*

by Mungman December 24, 2007

Dance of Joy

An extremely flashy pansy ass dance that Captain Ginyu performs for Freeza when he finds all the Dragon balls.

Ginyu: Allow me to perform for you the dance of joy!

by thecefis August 19, 2010

dookie dance

A series of strange movements to help prevent one from defecating on one's self.

Same as urination dance or pee pee dance. All help prevent a potentially embarrasing situation.

After eating two bowls of chili, Amy did the dookie dance all the way down the hall.

by pj January 28, 2005

Gash dance

the clever, muscular contractions of the vagina that a woman who is an awesome fuck can effect. A squeezing, rippling sensation is felt on the penis, usually resulting in gasping and moaning from the lucky gent, and sometimes, uncontrollable jizzing and mumbled apologies.

"Oh my god, Claire totally sent me over the edge with her gash dance"

"Ever had a gash dance?"

by MagickDio February 4, 2010

the awkward dance

the phenomenon of running into someone, usually anonymous, who then tries to step to the side, at which point you also step to the same side, repeating over and over until one of you finally darts away.

Aw man, I was at the grocery store and did the awkward dance with some girl. Embarassing.

by ddddavid December 12, 2007