dime crime

A petty crime that doesn't have much return.

I forgot to pay for the paper. It was only worth 50 cents, so just a dime crime.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

War Crime

An accidental committed crime or broken rule,
Or an extremely outrageous intended crime

Old man: WHY DID YOU BREAK MY WINDOW?!
Kid: SORRY, it was a War Crime

by Lunch Table Luke December 14, 2021

Christmas Crime

Term coined by Kid Cudi to describe the stealing or selling of something in order to give a child a gift for Christmas.

"Hey scott, how'd your mom get you that new iPod?"

"I dont know, she probably Christmas Crime'd it."

by bstank1 September 23, 2009

Class A crime

What the likes of RJ Reynolds and Philip Morris are committing by marketing cigarettes... as an old Reader's Digest article about Big Tobacco was titled, "The Tobacco Companies Are Getting Away With Murder!"

Huge 18-wheeler trucks deliver cancer-sticks to stores, so are their licensed-to-operate-big-rigs drivers guilty of a "Class A crime", as well, since their licenses are of that type???

by QuacksO January 15, 2020

Crime Minister

Infamously used for Shehbaz Sharif who was released on bail for well-documented family-led corruption case also happens to be the Prime Minister of Pakistan.

You gave me purpose Mr. Crime Minister. I can be a thug and lead a country at the same time.

we do not want a thug to lead our nation Crime Minister

by beginagain August 14, 2022

Hate Crime

that thing you do to the Dunkin Donuts cashier when they remove the seasonal donuts a week before they are fucking supposed to.

I just want fucking donut, don't make me commit a Hate Crime again.

by bigwillydanielson November 15, 2022

Be Mad, Do Crime

A saying based on the original “Be Gay Do Crime.” The slogan “Be gay, Do crime” is an anti-capitalistic and anti-authoritarian statement, implying that crime and incivility may be necessary to earn equal rights given the criminalization of homosexuality around the world. "Be mad, Do crime" speaks to how being a mad person is inherently criminal therefore all things you do that relate to your madness are crimes. The statement is intended to speak out against the sanist notions our society has toward non-normative states of consciousness.

Live unapologetically, be mad, do crime.

by MVm\M April 25, 2022