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Crack Dragon

An ancient, contemporary, mystical, and scrawny creature that appears to be a cross between a dragon and a canine. Usually addicted to crack cocaine.
That ferocious dog which looks like a Crack Dragon! https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Baby-Nala/134676363969
by Primo22 October 31, 2011
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cat crack

The drug you blame your cats entirely random acts of insanity on
Holy crap, that cats been at the cat crack again, its climbing the walls
by blue2cv June 4, 2014
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Crack Whoring

1. The process whereby a group of men go looking for sex with drug addicted prostitues in the ghetto.

2. When well-paid pro football players, just days before a superbowl game, get arrested in Miami while cruising for drugged up prostitutes in the ghetto (this really happened!!),

3. The act whereby dumbass bachelor party participants who are too cheap and too stupid to pay for real hookers/strippers will instand op to find much cheaper (and more dangerous) hookers who are willing to have sex for the price of their next drug fix
Bob: I want to have sex, but we're too dumb, lazy, fat, ugly and broke to get any hot girls without having to pay for it.

Tom: I know - let's call up the guys and go crack whoring in the ghetto.

Bob: Yeah! Because if we go with a bunch of dorky looking white and/or asian guys we won't get mugged, beatin' and robbed by the Homies when we cruising through the hood looking for skanks.
by viking2121 May 8, 2009
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Crack Thunder

When you fart loud enough to shake the earth beneath your feet and animals flee. It came and went with out a smell to be smelled. You know it to be CRACK THUNDER.
BOOM! what the hell was that? That was Crack thunder.
by Frank Wadels July 22, 2015
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cat on crack

Aaron Gibson's cat in his homemade video with inverted colors. A cat that just sits there whil he is manipulated.
by Mr. Cool66 November 15, 2006
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crack of hell

When you have to wake up extremely early.
Yesterday Fred had to wake up at the crack of hell to get to his 6 oclock race.
by Hansel Grossenberg August 28, 2006
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crack a sam

started early in th nineties through out ballarat, someone whom goes home early from an event or festivity shall be sed to hav cracked a sam, originating back to the original sam who made this famous throughout the university if ballarat, one also can use the term when a person or persons gets mad or angry over something which another person or persons have sed.
"for fucks sake did u go home at 12 last night, thats the third time u have cracked a sam this semester"

"hey i did not crack a sam"
(by saying they have not cracked a sa m they have hence confirmed that indeed they have cracked a sam)
by samantha tibbles December 9, 2008
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