counter shitted

When someone disses someone else bad, however the retort is so much better that it makes the original person cry.

Dyrees- "Your Dad is gay, I saw him on a gay porn site."

Jamaal- "What the fuck where you doing on a gay porn site?"

Derrek- "Damn Dyrees, you just got counter shitted!"

by Fantastic KUHN December 17, 2013

Counter Strike (CS)

Mixing Cocaine and Speed, and snort it from an iphone.

What's the menu today?
What about Counter Strike (CS)?
Sure, do you need a card?

by Zzigg November 23, 2021

counter rizz

/ ˈkaʊntə ɹɪz / noun, adjective, verb

The psychological process designed to capture the victim's sense of guilty pleasure by implementing a derivation of 'Reverse Psychology' commonly used in the fields of:

1. Rizzology
2. Quantum Rizzics
3. Rizztraining Practices

"He just counter rizzed them by cheating on his girlfriend! he's such a player!"

by cccclllll November 16, 2023

fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.

John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

Counter-Salt

(n.) a phrase in which someone gives a salty response to your salty response

Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text

Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned

Madison: Now you know how it feels

Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected

by counter-salt-patent April 20, 2018

bigpuffer's kitchen counter

bigpuffer's kitchen counter is such a bigpuffer simp, they have been nicknamed his counter due to.. jokes.. that were made

omg he's THE bigpuffer's kitchen counter, omg

by M0onl1gh1 September 28, 2022

bathroom counter trick

When a girl takes a picture of her behind sitting on the counter to make her butt look nicer.

Bella's ass looked so nice with the bathroom counter trick.

by Ursxbkufvkufb July 13, 2017