hot coffee

one of many excuses the government wants to keep from selling violent/sexual games.
mainly it seems like they just wanna ban games in general instead of worrying about somthing more important.

hot coffe was a mod that let u have sex with ur gf in gta san andreas.

aparently hillary clinton said we shouldnt sell violent or sexual games to kids but shes to retarted to know that they ask for id in the first place as if it were an adult movie.

by lookin4chopperz September 6, 2005

Coffee Mugging

When you get a full rager and stick the head of your dick in your belly button. (Credit given to Mark Barhoglia for this term)

I was Coffee Mugging when she was stroking me mid shaft and licking my taint

by JeffHoekstra September 28, 2009

coffee sex

When having a coffee makes a girl moan louder than having sex with her lover or when the coffee a man brews is better than the sex with him

coffee mmm oh yesssss damn sooo goood

babe, stop having coffee sex with my coffee!

I can't, sorry, it's sooooo good, way too goood mmmmm

You never make such noises when you're in bed with me :(

Well maybe you should be as good as the coffee you're brewing?

by Sharkgirl84 July 28, 2010

Iced Coffee

Farmers Union styles, not that lattee crap.

Its a Farmers Union Iced Coffee or its nothing!

by fakey fake May 2, 2006

ghetto coffee

Crack, meth, or cocaine

I need to cram for a test, I better get some ghetto coffee.

by Jon Rose May 9, 2006

coffee enema

Getting a case of the major shits after drinking mass amounts of coffee.

Dude, if you keep drinkin like that you're gonna give yourself a coffee enema

by coffeeboy May 17, 2005

coffee face

That ugly ass face people have in the morning before they drink their coffee.

Concerned husband: Honey you look awful. Are you coming down with something?

Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.

by 2014_chiguy May 13, 2013