Coconut

A simpleton. Represented by a coconut. Able to be dropped multiple times and still remain functional.

Hey, he's really to stupid to understand.What a fucking coconut.

by lollylandiz4amatuersivegtcandy January 12, 2021

Coconut

To 'coconut' an individual involves placing a coconut down your underwear and rubbing up against/dry humping an unsuspecting victim. Can also be a consensual act.

Helen decided to coconut Scott as he walked home

by razberry1990 February 10, 2010

Coconut Flake

When you rip off someone’s toenail and ejaculate onto it and make them eat it.

Jacobi force fed Damian Lilliard a coconut flake.

by 29 Elm Street, Apt B May 8, 2024

coconut hips

open your hips

eh coconut hips!

by smellyrats February 13, 2021

coconut-pilled

When an older man pulls out during sex and dribbles cum.

Khaira: “Ewww gross Brandon dripped all over me again”

Luna: “Hun your beaver is super cuter like this”

coconut-pilled

by Bolo99 July 5, 2024

coconut virgin

A ridiculously nasty guy who doesn't take showers and plays League of Legends everyday. Also is a beta male and when they speak to girls, they get scared off due to their ugly appearance.

Damn, that coconut virgin smells mustier than Discord mods.

by stewpooper69 August 10, 2023

coconut.......dixie

Tiktoker

coconut.......dixie Is a tiktoker

by Trashcan88 December 28, 2020