Coconut Surprise

The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.

Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!

by McFetus February 21, 2015

Sizzling coconuts

When a girl puts Bengay on your testicles as motivation for hard pounding

She said my performance was lackluster , so she gave me a sizzling coconuts.

by Zach DeJarnatt July 6, 2016

Coconut nest

Sodomizing someone with your oiled, shaven head.

Did you hear about Costanza last night? He totally gave her a coconut nest.

by Galiant March 5, 2021

Coconut Bo

🛐 RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE 🛐

Person 1: 🛐 RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE 🛐
Person 2: 🛐 RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE 🛐

by Dead_Thing_Walking September 13, 2021

Coconut

A hard, hairy ball that is great for bowling and has the power and strength of Jesus Christ himself. It comes from a coconut tree found in tropical areas such as; Florida, Hawaii, and other islands. In cartoons such as the one patrick watches, the main characters get hit on the head with them.

THAT GUY GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A BALL OF POWER *hysterical laughing* coconut

by hellomymans January 31, 2020

Coconut Cracker

Offensive slang twords Hawaiians.

"God damn coconut crackers."
"Huh?"
"Fucking Hawaiians!"
"That's fucked up man.."

by Weiners Inmy Mouth January 3, 2024

Coconut

Apart from being a delicious fruit, it is sometimes used instead of "f*ck"

"I don't give a coconut about what Karen said"

by Krumira February 13, 2022