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you are a chris
by Dr366 December 8, 2016
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Adjective used to describe someone who is lazy, always complains about anything, and does not leave facebook for more than a few minutes. Someone who always complains about being tired and never has any time to do anything and has a very small weiner.
Person 1: Hey, let's do something tonight.
Person 2: I'm too tired and I got homework to do and I got to work and I just don't have time do anything.
Person 3: You are pulling a chris right now.
by BackupBandits1 April 19, 2012
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Chris is fat fuck with shit hair. Chris is always really horny and is into under age shit. Don't be a Chris
by Mario Balls February 21, 2019
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Chris is a best friend you can talk to him some times he will make you really pissed and he gets mad really quick and he thinks he is the shit but in aww he is a good best friend not a ladys man right now but he is smart funny and good at sports.
My best friend is chris
by BOOLET61 May 28, 2019
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I saw him lay down on a puddle so that some twitch thot would wouldn’t step on it he’s a fat ass hole that no one likes he is the biggest simp and he hi chris
by Not nick July 1, 2020
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A chris is a person who is honest and funny, who will always be there for someone even if he does not like them. A Chris is someone you know you can count on and trust to be there for you even when you can't be there for yourself. Find yourself a chris, there the greatest
Is that a chris?
You bet it is!
by Rosey King May 31, 2018
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A goof nigga that always get bitches even if they ugly asf. He is also very caring, protecting, and will beat your ass if you cross him wrong. Very freaky. And not so smart
Girl : You know that nigga chris?

Boy : Yea he goofy asf
by TiddieMilk1919 May 07, 2018
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