flux capacity

Another’s way to say Fuck

I don’t give a flux capacity about you

by Shadow.com June 28, 2018

Walking Campaign

A person who acts or believes they are the fucking poster child of whatever the fuck gets their dick hard. Usually comprised of backwoods redneck gun owners, liberals and feminists, vegans, Narcotics Anonymous attendees (Shout out to my 13th Steppers, sup witchu fam), and most obviously, that asshole neighbor that is head of the homeowner's association.

An exreme display of normie-ism.

My roomate Chris is such a fucking douche. He's practically a walking campaign for normies everywhere. His mom is the president of the fucking Lion's club for fucks sake.

by JennXXX69 March 16, 2018

Carmen Campa

She a thottie and she's #proud. You can tell her anything and she'll listen, most likely she wont care. She's laid back and is a very chill person. Overall she’s quiet and can be nice sometimes but that her being her normal self.

R: Hey I told Carmen Campa something and she seemed like she didn’t give a shit
F: oh well Carmen is like that, she really doesn’t care about anything.

by anaxaguero September 17, 2018

Smudge Campaign

The passive-aggressive equivalent of a smear campaign.

The arseholes at The Washington Compost said I like mojitos. Now everyone is going to have a slightly lesser opinion of me. God damn smudge campaign, is what it is.

by ShittingWithShapiro March 25, 2019

Ear capacity

When the young people have more wax in their ears to sustain loud music.

Show’s on at 11! You gonna let me deal this ear capacity alone!?

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 6, 2019

lil campa

A person that energetic has ADHD is only funny because there dumb has a great personality is the dumbest in the group and tells people there shcary likes to have fun is always bored is crazy does alot of crazy things

Lil campa is a goofy friend and will make ur day

by Lil campa November 11, 2019

Crusty Capaldi

The act of cleaning up the mess resulting from a particularly vociferous asphyxiwank with Lewis Capaldi toilet paper, then leaving said paper on the bedside table, allowing it to dry overnight.

"Auntie, when you change my sheets, don't forget to put my Crusty Capaldies in the bin!"

by Jeffrey 'Jeff' Jefferson November 29, 2019