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Carson

Person with terrible self hygiene. Roommates constantly get disgusted with the smells and messes in their room, and often attempt to kick them out.
“I once hid their toothpaste for a month without them noticing, what a Carson”
by You keel him April 10, 2019
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carson

the bestest person you could ever ask for in life. he has the best sense of humor and is usually always goofing around. he has a good music taste and always knows how to cheer you up, but in the weirdest ways possible.

if you ever like a carson, keep him (please). he is so amazing and kind. he's very honest and trustworthy. thanks for always listening to me faggot, i love you.

keep your carson and never let go.
carson is so fast. zoom
by sofieisfastzoom May 4, 2020
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Carson

The kind of guy you find in the hood selling cocaine covered chicken wings. The type of guy who can get you into anywhere.

He has a big dick, and is really into people named dilly 👀. He's really athletic, smart, cute, and funny. He's the best type of friend you'll ever get. He's loyal.

A guy who would do anything for you, he can do anything.
Person: Jesus, Carson is so cute and funny. I wish wish had someone like him.
by Rando user June 4, 2021
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Carson

Carson is short like midjet short he’s really shy and can some what be funny at times BUT one thing bad abt Carson is that he trys to fit in and be like everyone else instead of being himself he’s not very open but if u have a Carson he’s probably a femboy too
Carson oml that’s such a carson
by Funnygoat10001 November 23, 2021
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Carson Weed

Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.
by MisterFister69420 May 14, 2021
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Carsonned

When someone gets their career put in jeopardy by the group chat
"he just got carsonned by the group chat"
by Hurricanesfan123 February 24, 2023
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Carson

He has a fat cock and is in love with all the big booty black hoes frfr
Dat nigga carson love his black hoes
by Jamar33 January 22, 2023
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