by Arachina February 05, 2010
A sexual term originally coined by Stephen T. Colbert on his show on 2/4/10
To give someone Canada's History, you must first saw off his/her leg using a moose-antler bone saw. Next, replace the leg with the Stanley Cup, using pure Canadian maple syrup as the only adhesive (because Canadians are hard like that).
To give someone Canada's History, you must first saw off his/her leg using a moose-antler bone saw. Next, replace the leg with the Stanley Cup, using pure Canadian maple syrup as the only adhesive (because Canadians are hard like that).
Stephanie: "Oh God, he just gave me Canada's History."
Stephen: "What, like a college course?"
Stephanie: "No. Not even close."
Stephen: "What, like a college course?"
Stephanie: "No. Not even close."
by Verdy February 05, 2010
Slightly more obscene and profane than The Beaver...as in has way bigger teeth, and loves gettin that tail.
by deucedigger February 05, 2010
when a man riding a moose wraps his skin flute in ham (aka canadian bacon) and flaunts it in front of a brigade of canadian mounties while simultaneously pleasuring celine dion (a canadian) with a hockey stick covered in maple leaves
guy #1: how'd things go last night with Trish?
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.
by STL Dark Knight February 05, 2010
When a woman fucks herself on a mounted moose head while the man pees into the Stanley Cup. The man then pours his urine into the woman's gaping cum hole, she then squirts his urine into the air where it promptly freezes into an icicle popsicle (because it's so fucking cold out). The man and woman then happily slurp on the pee pop while getting maple leaf tattoos on their asses.
Stephen Colbert condones Canada's history!
by ssdmes February 05, 2010
A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup, the hardest part of which is fitting everything in.
by Beaver16 February 05, 2010
by Colbert's Wordsmith February 05, 2010