Canada's History

A sexual term originally coined by Stephen T. Colbert on his show on 2/4/10

To give someone Canada's History, you must first saw off his/her leg using a moose-antler bone saw. Next, replace the leg with the Stanley Cup, using pure Canadian maple syrup as the only adhesive (because Canadians are hard like that).

Stephanie: "Oh God, he just gave me Canada's History."
Stephen: "What, like a college course?"
Stephanie: "No. Not even close."

by Verdy February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A depraved sex act involving a bottle of maple syrup, a moose, and the Stanly Cup

Yeah, I'm gonna go tawling for some Canada's History later. Wanna join?

by Arachina February 4, 2010

Canada's history

a sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV -- not even basic cable! It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

It takes FOREVER to do Canada's history right. And you smell of syrup for days.

by mswyrr February 5, 2010

Canada's history

A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television but can be described in detail on UrbanDictonary.com

It involves a beaver pelt, musket balls, and a life like replica of William Shatner.

Hey bro, I cant believe I paid that hooker 50 bucks for a Canada's History!

by PrinceBizzle February 5, 2010

Canada's history

America's vintage bowler derby hat.

Canada may be America's hat, but Canada's history is still a stylish classic for when America wants to look retro.

by J117 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A peculiarly wonton act of perversion bordering on the auto-voyueristic, such as masturbating in front of a mirror while typing in a status update on Facebook.

Scott's mom walked in while he was in the midst of Canada's History.

by Disco Definer February 4, 2010

Canada's History

1. Nothing worth mentioning at all.
2. A tradition of making love to a moose.

"What are you doing your report on?"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"

by TheDictionary11 February 5, 2010