A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole
I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!
by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017
Get the Brown Markermug. 
The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.
In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.
Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.
Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
Guy 1: You coming swimming later?
Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.
*30 minutes later*
Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.
*30 minutes later*
Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016
Get the Gandalf the Brownmug. An employer's passive method for saying, "Thanks, but no thanks," when an employee gives two-weeks notice. The employee will walk in one morning to a file box on his or her desk. The box will be used by the employee to pack his or belongings before being escorted out of the building.
I gave the firm my two-weeks notice on Wednesday when I found a better job, and had every intention of working the full notice, but by Friday they had decided just to brown-box me.
by Eener3000 April 27, 2010
Get the brown-boxmug. A- "Man let's get pizza from the place on the corner."
B- "Ahh brown bulb dude, that place gave Woody the runs!"
B- "Ahh brown bulb dude, that place gave Woody the runs!"
by puppagandthefuriousfive April 30, 2010
Get the Brown Bulbmug. A girl with an extremely hairy, almost bushy if you will, anal region. The old brown eye could use with a serious waxing.
Braaaaahh I had that ass up and was about it hit it and looked down at a brown sweater. Had to weed through the brush to get in there.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Get the Brown Sweatermug. Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning
by Loopydave October 24, 2019
Get the Brown Goliathmug.