Country Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.

My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.

by DHalla November 29, 2010

Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse

I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.

by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 27, 2009

Blumpkin Spoogester

A male defecating while simultaneously receiving genital stimulation to the point of climax. The presence of spooge is important.

The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.

by Lady de Minthe February 7, 2021

Japanese Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while one is dropping a deuce in a squat toilet.

That Thai lady boi gave Henry a Japanese Blumpkin….he didn’t even see her balls hanging as he pinched that massive loaf.

by Mexican Blumpkin August 20, 2022

Hurricane Blumpkin

A hurricane blumpkin is when a male is shitting and receiving a blow job, then turns around and shits on the blowjob giver, then turns back around to proceed with the blow job

She was giving me a blumpkin but I turned around and made it a hurricane blumpkin

by AlysonTellsAll January 7, 2020

Reverse blumpkin

(Noun) The incredible experience of getting ones salad tossed while urinating simultaneously.

I came back to smoke a joint. The reverse blumpkin was just a bonus.

by FlappiVajyna May 29, 2021

Rumpel Blumpkin

Is derived from "Blumpkin" where you receive fellatio while defacating. However, a Rumpel Blumpkin is when you receive fellatio in a the same bathroom stall or toilet as somebody who is defacating.

I took this chick to the bathroom, but Joey was already taking a dump, so she straight gave me a Rumpel Blumpkin while he watched.

by Pico Rivera October 9, 2016