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The Happy Birthday

When a guy is fingering a girl's asshole and he puts that finger in his mouth and gags himself until he throws up onto her asshole and then the girl lets out a fart, making a barf bubble, and after it pops, it shows the location of her asshole and then the guy fucks her asshole. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
"Hey did you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"Oh my god man... Steve was dared by his girlfriend to give her The Happy Birthday on her birthday!"
"Ew man, that's fucking gross."
"Yea but I heard it's like getting high."
"What ever man, that's fucked up!"
by D-Dog#2 May 28, 2009
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Birthday snob

Someone who acts like their birthday is the biggest day of the year. Someone expects the absolute best gifts, and best treatment from their friends and family to a point where it’s over the top & they become a diva about it.

Important note: Their expectations are too high and they almost always end up disappointed on their b-days.
Example 1: My god, I went to her party the other day and I bought her a new iMac and she still wasn’t happy, she’s such a birthday snob

Example 2: I feel like you’re super demanding on your birthday, you’ve become a huge birthday snob, nothing and no one can make you happy on your b-day. You’re expectations are way too high, you’re always going to be disappointed.

Example 3: I’m such a birthday snob, I expect every thing to be perfect and everyone to do whatever I want on my day. It’s my favorite day of the entire year. It’s the one day I can boss people I love around and make them do the things I want :)
by Summerlovexo July 5, 2020
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Chocolate Birthday

The act of three naked black men placing excrement inside of your mouth.
Oh shit charlie just got a Chocolate Birthday!
by GamerSauce1235 June 2, 2018
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google birthday

Celebrating the fake birthdate you entered on your google account.
'What's with the party hat Meg?'

'It's not Meg, it's Melanie, the fake name I gave my google account three years ago and today is my google birthday.'

'Happy google birthday, fake Melanie.'
by pseudonnnnnnnnym December 11, 2017
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Birthday Mess

The remaints of a good birthday. Tons of wrapping paper, ribbons and presents scattered all over a table or the ground.
Mom: Son!!!!! Clean up your birthday mess!!

Son: In a minute!
by NewWords007 September 12, 2010
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rehearsal birthday

A rehearsal birthday is spontaneously given when the person with the upcoming birthday is in danger of buying the exact same gift that you have already gone to a lot of trouble to acquire.
"We had to throw a rehearsal birthday as Emma announced she was going to get a new skateboard today - I bought one for her 3 weeks ago."
by wonfuji January 19, 2013
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Birthday Hole

The female bumhole, anus, rectum, chocolate starfish, brown lips.
A very polite way to say you had Anal Sex
I met a girl last night, she let me slip it in the Birthday Hole.... that was a surprise.

When your wife surprises you with the great news that tonight is that one night a year you can stick it in her bumhole.
by BuckT March 2, 2022
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