Ben

Likes small children. Has a hamster fetish. Has the sex drive of a Lemming. Looks that only Helen Keller could describe, Ben can usually be found in friend's drive-ways, beds, cars, or where ever he feels the need to pass out. Ben's greatest defense is crying himself to sleep naked in a dark corner. Ben cannot be trust when left alone for he has been known to pee on floors. Has a small penis, but tries to compensate for it with his humor.

Used in a sentence: God, that weirdo is such a Ben!

by Haha.. Oh I think you know!!! February 18, 2010

Ben

Most annoying little fuck out there. Generally looks like a monkey or chimpanzee.

"Hey did u see that monkey at the zoo?"
"Yeah it looked a lot like a Ben"

by Kl_21 January 03, 2016

Ben

The name is generally used as an insult.

"Dude, your cakes gone all Ben!"

by Bobby Vilken January 12, 2009

ben

This is the ultimate multi-purpose word when used in the sentence provided- "Get it ben yi!" with "yi" meaning "you".

This phrase can fit any purpose and be used for whatever you like.

Some suggestions to replace other phrases:
Take it!
Fuck you!
Brilliant!

Or you can use "Get it ben me" which could replace:
I have just hurt myself.
I would like that.
I am going to do that.

Person 1 falls over...
Person 2: "Get it ben yi!"

Person 1 downs a pint of lager...
Person 1: "Get it ben me!"

by Ben Yi April 13, 2011

ben

the biggest douche-bag that has ever roamed the planet earth. will tell you he loves you one minute then will leave you for someone else the next. usually a skater guy that is very hot and has shaggy hair. he doesnt care about our feelings so dont get attached. and a man-whore.

amy: omg, becky, im dating ben!

becky: me and him just broke up...after he told me he loved me.

amy: awkward.....

by xxcatastrophexx March 01, 2010

Ben

1.Usually refered to as 'taking a fat sloppy shit that slips out of your ass'. You have no control over taking this shit so you normally shit yourself silly.

fred:'I wouldnt go in that toilet yet. I've just done a Ben which i couldnt control'. I'd give it a few minutes'.

Bob:'That Ben is a fucker. Couldnt you have shoved a cork up your hole and done it later?'.

by Guess who ! May 21, 2009

Ben

Someone dead boring.
With a dead boring girlfriend.
Talks like a twat.

Ben: 'That was so amazing.'
Everyone else: 'Shut up Ben. You are so fucking boring. And fat.'

by big gregg October 28, 2010