Beating the pufferfish

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.

Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.

by Tbell November 9, 2014

Beat curve

A penis when erect forms a curve known as a beat curve attributed to chronic masturbation in the direction of the curve .

Chicks love the beat curve and the way it veers off in their snatch so ergonomically tearing that one side up .

by Dr Beat Curve April 16, 2017

monkey beat

verb: To severely beat somebody in the same fashion and manner as a monkey or ape i.e. with the sides of the fist and forearms, usually in a downward flailing motion. Usually, but not always, said by someone (typically a male) who has hefty forearms and fists that resemble a monkey.

Also, when the attacker is monkey beating someone he is usually does so with little restraint or care for himself or his victim.

"If you change the channel from the Golden Girls I swear to God I will monkey beat you until you are nothing but a wet stain on this carpet!"

by Yeah Prolly February 14, 2012

Beat-To-Shit

Old, Dingy, Banged up, And possibly Dirty piece of property one must own.

Nothing is more comfortable than a Beat-To-Shit Leather couch.

by Rizzy Rizzle May 20, 2012

Beat Jackin'

The art of beating off too a truly bumping beat. Anything works except country music.

Hey man, did you pick up that dope new Birdy Nam Nam album?" "Yea man, I was Beat Jackin' to dat all night." "I felt them vibes.

by Chrathan June 28, 2011

Beating Goonies

Atlanta slang for having vigorous sex to the extent of which her breasts swing to and fro and produce an audible smack.

"Dude, did you hear what was coming from Darius' room last night?"
"Yeah man, he was totally beating goonies in there."

by RadioBreadOKCumCooter September 7, 2022

beating the meat

masturbating

Yeah man so i just in the shower beating the meat.

by Rollerblader April 30, 2003