jew bagel

bagel that has no insides because person ripped them out and threw them out only what is left is to be eaten.

sometimes lox is put in the empty space
hey stop eating your jew bagel who wants to have a bagel with no inside.i like my jew bagel better so shut up and i am not wasting bread by throwing the insides out.
by noah seigel September 21, 2005
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Nigerian Bagel

When you take a shit, make it into a circle, fry it, and use the hole in the middle to spy on women in the clubhouse.
yo dude i just saw two fat chicks making out watching through my nigerian bagel...they never knew i was there
by jermonius August 24, 2011
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Bagel

A common phrase used for a boy who likes to lick someones arse hole in an attempt to be everyones best friend!!! This is hence why a bagel looks like an arse hole!
'He is such a bagel that boy! I wish he'd stop licking my arse!!!'
by goon12393747 September 25, 2008
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Bagel-plexy

The technical term for a group of five people having sex.
Four people have a foursome, and six have an orgy...but the five of us will have a bagel-plexy.
by Logan Robert August 05, 2007
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Bagel Face

A overtly sexual phenomenon where a man falls asleep with his testicals on a woman's cheek leaving a indentation on the cheek, with the appearnce of a bagel.
After their perverted sexual encounter, she was left with a bagel face.
by Mrbogie January 27, 2018
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red bagel

When you fuck a asshole until it bleeds and it is red around the ass checks
John gabe gaby a red bagel for brunch
by antidm January 26, 2016
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Bagel Beater

When your a fucking a girl and she is on the bottom. your balls beat her asshole , which looks like a bagel hence the bagel beater
how did your balls get so shitty?
I banged this chick and the bagel beaters were swinging
by trustyrock February 19, 2011
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