absolute mess

when one is found in a state of paralysis, vomit stains on their clothing and an elastic band placed around the head as a chin strap.

the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.

'I seen your man (TQ) in an absolute mess outside the bar on Sunday'

by jamiej13 May 28, 2014

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Get the absolute messmug.

Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo

Labrador Retrievers are the sweetest dogs EVER, that is until you mess with them. If you mess with a Labrador Retriever, it is NOT gonna be good for you. At all.

Human: Hey Benny, do you want to...
Labrador Retriever: *perks up*
Human: HA!!! Just kidding.
Labrador Retriever: Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo.

by Pialinist November 22, 2023

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Get the Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbomug.

That's messed

When something is so messed up but in a funny way

"YO! I was just cheating on my math test but then Mr. Smith caught me so I gave him the nastiest upper cut to the jaw, elbowed him, and then threw him down the hallway"
"That's messed"

by ashywashyrashy000 May 19, 2022

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