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Eton Mess

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).
Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!
by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022
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Messed

Refers to something that is messed up; Messed
That(s) is/was/gonna be messed.
by ARHester January 9, 2024
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your a mess

Your a real ass mess if you dont clean your room!
Maria- hey is my room clean
Me- not only is your room not clean but your a mess!
by Daria's jokes May 20, 2022
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mess crank

A mess crank is U.S Navy jargon for the lower ranks position working in the galley, same as K.P. in the Army.
Get your ass in my galley, mess crank, and swab this deck -NOW !!!
by Woodstock78 April 24, 2020
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Mess

Misty Howard's life is such a mess
by Missy160 April 30, 2024
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mess-rage

Experiencing strong angry feelings when looking at unkempt place
The house was in a mess, things were everywhere, I had a mess-rage.
by Dribee December 29, 2016
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Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.
Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke
by BShields90 March 27, 2022
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