One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.
In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.
by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015
Get the suspended activity expertmug. Information Technology under the influence of supernatural forces: when your computer acts up for no apparent reason. Some things just cannot be explained.
Damn! This computer is taking *FOREVER* to save this file and shut down! This must be some paranormal IT activity that can sense that I'm in a hurry to get out of the office.
by Friedcc December 19, 2012
Get the Paranormal IT activitymug. Down in Chambersburg, Pennsylvania there isn’t much to do, besides the nightly car meets at 2 am in the Walmart parkinglot, roller skating and smoking meth, but accidentally getting fentanyl instead.
by Cburgstoner February 16, 2023
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Get the Texually Activemug. by DLO 03 February 13, 2022
Get the Activatedmug. The date was fantastic, I got a solid workout in when we hiked up the trail while Candace was active-cuddling me on my back!
by Going-thru-the-motions October 19, 2022
Get the Active-Cuddlingmug. Orange marmalade activity is when your friend or someone you know is acting in a way that is homosexual or suspect
by Draymond Green April 23, 2023
Get the orange marmalade activitymug.