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clobber-cock knockers

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.
I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.
by grugligent November 9, 2022
mugGet the clobber-cock knockersmug.

nanny knockers

Boobs that are so big you could knock a granny out.
Geez, that girl got some nanny knockers on her!
by Suhupu May 20, 2021
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Sausage Knocker

An individual who knocks over a vessel of sausages.
Who knocked over all of the sausages on the buffet?
Ben did, he's a sausage knocker
by EvilBoris DX August 8, 2022
mugGet the Sausage Knockermug.

speaker knockers

A baddie which a fresh set of titties
Yooo, did you see grace with her new speaker knockers? they were bussin out the sweater
by trustfunddavis6969 December 8, 2023
mugGet the speaker knockersmug.

The Devil's Knocker

Giles: Why are you so happy today, John?

Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.

Giles: Nice!

-or-

Sherry: You look tired today!

Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.

Sherry: Nice!
by LastNightsPizza October 31, 2019
mugGet the The Devil's Knockermug.

Knockers and Mash

When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.
Andy (he could also be called Andy) couldn't find his condom so he went for knockers and mash.
by Uncle PP December 6, 2017
mugGet the Knockers and Mashmug.

cock-knocker brown

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.
As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.
by joebananas October 24, 2008
mugGet the cock-knocker brownmug.

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