Jalepeno Hangover

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalepenos.

me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a jalepeno hangover.

boss: I think we need to talk about your jalepeno problem.

me: I can stop anytime I want.

by Kronite March 22, 2008

Sports Hangover

The day after a major sports event when your team has lost and you can't get out of bed.

Hey Dan, I think I need an aspirin and some tomatoe juice the Cardinals just lost in the Super Bowl and I have a really bad sports hangover. Oh no, I am going to throw up!

by Lola98675 February 2, 2009

HiSo Hangover

The miserable feeling that comes after a weekend getaway or period of time where lavish spending and fancy western living is the norm for said period of time which makes you question your entire existence and every choice you’ve ever made. While similar in feeling to the Alcohol induced hangover, the HiSo Hangover is caused by a rapid increase in living standards and quality of life for a short period of time. The term is mainly used by PC folk who gather for a weekend and live as if they were back in the US and then have to travel back to their respective sites to wallow in isolation, overwhelmingness, and general confusion about everything going on around them.

dude, that hotel with wifi, western toilets, and air-conditioning might be been too nice this weekend, i just got back and I’ve got a traumatic HiSo Hangover setting in.

Mikes HiSo Hangover was soo bad last month he got angry and pissed everyone in the village off, they still wont let him near the kids.

by Hands Across America June 3, 2015

sobriety hangover

a) The general feeling of unpleasantness felt by alcoholics in the morning after a night of trying to sleep without the aid of intoxicants

Ugh... I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I hadn't had any beers and now I've got a wicked sobriety hangover.

by M B I February 26, 2009

Hangover Headband

A stretchy or elastic fabric worn on the head to conceal the unshowered, nasty hair of an individual after a night of drunken debauchery.

Molly: So...did you go out last night.
JIll: Yea...can't you tell by my hangover headband.

by wandakrannertian June 17, 2009

Grandma Hangover

What your kids come home with after they've spent a weekend at grandma's house eating only junk food and staying up way too late.

Why are the kids acting so wild?

I think they got the grandma hangover!

Oh great...

by jbh1401 October 12, 2011

A Chicago Hangover

Phrase reserved for the worst hangover in your life. Really, really bad hangover.

"Man, I had the worst hangover yesterday"
"How bad, a Chicago hangover bad? "
"No...not THAT bad!"

by northsider684 May 25, 2014