Fat Cans

One who has excessively large buckets, jugs, melons, fun bags, kahunas, knockers, pilows, or commonly know as "tits" or "taties" in spanish

Brett: Holly shit Joe! Look at Dianes fat cans!

Joe: Damn were gonna need a can opener.
Brett: Might need to use the table mount opener.

by Scumbaggg November 25, 2013

milo can

Large false tips on car exhaust pipes. Usually a derogatory term.

In Australia, the chocolate drink Milo comes in large tins present in practically every kitchen in the country.

Check out the milo cans on that bomb.

by Fenn July 11, 2006

can toppers

nipples, the things in the middle of some ones boobies, that become hard when stimulated and are really hot when are sticking out of a female's shirt, part of the tits that make my pants move, there are big ones and small ones, and they come in different colors.

its great goin to the beach and gettin an eye full of can toppers.

by Pompous Smurf September 29, 2006

Shaker Cans

Metal Cans filled with washers, pennies, nuts, bolts and any metalic bits left backstage at Knotts Berry Farm. Used by Monsters to create small stampedes of frightened visitors.

"That monster just startled me with his shaker cans."

by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006

Coke can

1)cock: a penis that has the girth of a Coke can. coke can cock

2)man: nickname of a guy with a penis that has the girth of a Coke can.

1)I was bleeding everywhere afterward because Nick has a Coke can cock!

2)Nick is a Coke can man!

by The girl down the street December 27, 2004

can of sorrow

Noun, Marine-speak for CS Gas/Tear Gas.

Damn, looks like its time for the Can of Sorrow. Or, "Hey PFC Jones, break out the Can of Sorrow!"

by A Young Gun - Omar Rosales October 9, 2006

Can of Mace

A deadly weapon to be used in defense of a bengal tiger attack. Courtesy of Wayne's World 2

Del Preston: Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really.

by Saishou2 February 16, 2009