scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

by Froghead0 March 31, 2016

Talkin' Donkey

When a business telemarketer or sales guy can take very friendly and presuasively without sounding like a jackass.

"Damn that telemarketer was really friendly, he was a talkin' donkey would have bought his product if I wasn't a broke mother fucker."

"talkin' donkey gets it done."

by thunderdomeii May 6, 2010

bearded donkey

A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.

I can't believe I got so wasted last night that Tony gave me the bearded donkey.

by Googleme367 January 17, 2017

Steam Donkey

When you gotta take a mad shit and know it's gon' be messy so you start the shower and end up taking too long on your shit so it gets all hot, smelly and humid in the room, thus resulting in a Steam Donkey.

I ended up taking a fat, unexpected steam donkey when I got back to the hotel room last night.

by GhoreBones January 10, 2018

Brown Donkey

In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.

"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"

by Ronald McDick December 15, 2013

Healthcare Donkey

A derogatory term used for nurses, EMT's, Paramedics, and doctors that tend to boast about how "essential" they are on social media. They tend to be "so overworked" but have time to choreograph complicated dance routines on platforms such as Tik Tok and Instagram.

"Good luck on your date with Sage. She's a typical healthcare donkey that likes to tell everyone how important she is for the COVID response, yet works part time amount of hours"

by Anon930 December 5, 2020

Donkey Sled

Advanced version of donkey punch. You fuck at the top of or on stairs. Donkey punch her while inside her and ride her down the stairs like a sled.

Maneuver is traditionally performed on stairs but can be done anywhere there is a decline.

Can be preformed with any partner male or female as long as proper donkey punch technique is used and are able to ride the person down the decline.

My girl is so mad about the other night. We were fucking on the stairs and while I was fucking her I donkey punched her and rode her down like a Donkey Sled.

by Ckluc83 October 9, 2019