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Cummings Cuck

A 46 year old burly man who identifies as a 5th year apprentice. He does not like to be watched, he only likes to watch.

**Caution do not mistake this cuck for a kook.**
Hey Jack! What ever happened to Mr. Snuffleupagus? He was a real Cummings Cuck!
by ah94 March 8, 2023
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conditioner cuck

A person (usually a guy) who only has one thing on his mind: conditioner
Doesn't take great care of his body and doesn't have much of a life, but makes up for it by purchasing expensive hair products, personal hygiene items etc. which, are the only thing he talks about and flexes on his friends, which mostly are emotionally distant from him, and they don't want to be around him, they don't hang out with him, he hangs out with them, and does so like a leech, clinging on and sucks until there isn't anything left to suck. Very draining to be around, and makes dumb overused jokes and sexual innuendos, despite not ever being sexually active.
José: Watch out, here he comes.
Zacharias: No kidding, lets get out of here before that conditioner cuck starts following us everywhere we go.
by Pollo👍 December 19, 2021
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Social Cuck

Someone who is socially submissive towards people who are manipulative, domineering, and controlling in social situations. They do not stand up for themselves when slighted by or mistreated by their peers and colleagues, and will often be warm and kind to the very people who are fucking with them for fear of making waves. A social cuck's life consists of being the third wheel in groups, often expected to have their own plans and events fucked in favor of watching others be the center of attention and claim credit for the social cuck's own efforts.
- Christine invites all her colleagues over for a party at 5pm on Friday-
-Colleague Shirley follows up the next day by sending an invitation to all Christine's colleagues that she is having a party at 5pm Friday on the same group chat to appear as though it is the same event-

Christine: OMG! She really set her party at the exact same time I did?
Doug: Ya, sounds like she is trying to screw with you. Did you talk to her about this?
Christine: No.. I'm just going to go to the party, I don't want to make waves. Look, she even invited people I like!
Doug: You're being a social cuck, cut that bitch down!
by RitsTheWise February 4, 2022
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Cyber-Cuck

Oh Matthew and Shawna are just being plain old Cyber-Cucks
by Btb_UCW100 May 13, 2019
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Virtual Cuck

A person who dates a virtual sex worker, especially one who brags about the income simps provide.
by Basedtotheface February 21, 2021
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cuck water

a drink made of mountain dew, cigarette ash water and road salt, given to the offending loser of a call of duty match.
Oh shit man, you lost. time to drink your cuck water!
by HungLikeAnEmoKid March 3, 2021
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cuck juggler

Someone whose sexual orientation is primarily defined by their insatiable lust for cucks and globalists.
Stephanie: Take a look at all these cucks replying to Chuck Schumer's twitter feed! Shit that one's handsome AF. God damn I want to ride them all so hard!

Jimmy: JFC Steph, you're such a cuck juggler!
by BernieWHW June 17, 2018
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