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bum weasel

a small creature that feeds of human excrement, genrally liveing inside the anus
man 1: did i just see what i thought i saw?!?
man 2: Yea, it was a bum weasel
by rich "mong" stong July 3, 2006
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weasel frosting

The act of bleaching the tips of one's pubic hairs to appear "frosted".
Queen: Girl, you wanna go to da movies tonight?
Wendy: Nahh girl, I gots an appointment to get my weasel frosting on!
by Velvet Dress March 7, 2011
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Stashing the weasel

Stashing the weasel is when your wife or girlfriend has over a period of time milked your weasel for all it's worth and left you for dead writhing on the floor without even a single drop of semen left in you. So after that you vow to never let that sex crazed maniac assault you again,therefore you tape the weasel up and under to your butt cheeks as to not stimulate her with the throbbing bulge your packing.
Chris started the payback by Stashing the weasel after
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the sex fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!
by squirtdonkeys February 12, 2007
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Axis of Weasels

Germany and France. Also see Canada.
by VM January 24, 2003
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Ben Weasel

Verb.

To punch a woman in the face. Named for punk rock/ woman-hating icon Ben Foster of the group Screeching Weasel.
Dude, did you see Mark last night? This bitch wouldn't fuck him so he Ben Weaseled her.

This slut at the bar was just asking for a Ben Weasel.

Linda: "My brain hurts from when Greg Ben Weaseled me"
by alex121212 April 19, 2011
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Slapping the Weasel with the Right One

The act of masturbating, typically with the use of one's right hand.
Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."
by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008
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cheese weasel

a low individual. Someone who lacks responsibility and accountability. One who leaves work to others.
" John always put's through a project right before lunch. So I end up having to do 75% of that cheese-weasel's work for him."
by paul January 19, 2004
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