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The Wobbler

The Wobbler is a person, a thing, a god. its everything, and nothing, and VERY attractive. No man can resist. In mayan cultures it was considered the sun god. to the early sixties, black people called it 'big booties'.

From this phenomenon, a religious and scientific subject is created. Wobblism, the belief of the Wobbler, is for the people with deep love for the wobbler, and includes thy 10 commandments. as for wobblerology, it is the scientific study which includes the element Wobble (Wo), which is still being experimented on today. this element is very reactive and radio active.

As for history, it has been said from the beginning of time the wobbler was present. it was past from generation to generation, now is located in Brussels, Belgium, and its location is on (not mentioning name) the person with the initials D.C. and is female. in the early times the between was considered the holy grail, and there was no end to this bottomless awesomeness.

please fund the GluteusMaximus Wobbler foundation to help us investigate this phenomenon.
DAAAYYUUMM, check out the wobbler today. its vibrations are shaking me up... and the size has increased 3.563 %!!
by TheGluteusMaximus May 29, 2011
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Reggie Webber

a smelly rat only known because of his beautiful girlfriend cassie. Reggie is formally known as the “R” in the krac house. He acts like he hates everyone but secretly is in love with everyone in his friend group. Contrary to popular belief he actually takes acid before all of his videos and actually secretly gives a hand job to everyone he collabs with.
person one: have you ever seen one of Reggie Webber’s videos?
person two: nope lol i read his definition on urban dictionary and he seems like a bully
by notreggiewebber June 15, 2020
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brock webber

someone who is a very caring, kind and loving soul.
girl one : i’m so jealous of rubi!
girl two : why?
girl one : because she’s dating brock webber!
by rubi rieniets October 19, 2021
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Chunky Monkey Wobble Slob

When some one is a large person and they are also an imbecile.
"What's 9+20" asked Jimmy "27" replied Jumbo "You're a chunky monkey wobble slob. It's 29" stated Jimmy
by shoethousond October 24, 2020
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Webles

A piece of fat in the webular region which can be pinched and measured in multiples of one (e.g. six webles)
Paul has sixteen webles, the fat bitch

Simon's webles are leaking from his shorts, what a fucking gypo
by Mr. Tyson Webles July 7, 2011
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Shelf Wobbler

Used as an insult to highlight one's lack of height and the crappiness of one's job. They would be a shelf stacker but they cannot reach and just knock things of instead. Hence the name "Shelf Wobbler".
That Richard Evans is a right shelf wobbler! I don't know how he's got a mechanics apprentiship for less than £1 an hour. Ha Ha Ha!
by Matthew Wood July 4, 2004
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wabble yazzers

An exclamation used upon seeing a quite decently-sized pair of titties. (this can refer to really nice titties, or a really sick pair such as on a fat bitch, depending on one's tone.)
"...So yeah I ended up having to goto the pharmacy to pick up a stronger version of Preparation H and (speaker sees the titties in question)--wabble yazzers! did you see that fat pair of titties??"
by Christopher Prosser February 7, 2009
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