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Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!
Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...
by Trousermouse December 11, 2017
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Lemon wearing

If someone feels the urge to be a trans lesbian lover such as wearing a lemon hist with gym shorts on a Friday in Minnesota. Then they are gay and like to fuck random girls off tinder.
Dang Brock looking like a lemon wearing he is so gayyyyyyggytytyyyyyy!
by pen17lover April 22, 2022
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wearing a hoodie in florida

Almost completely certain to get you shanked.

Similar to: Suicide
Oi! Why are you wearing a hoodie in Florida?
by TheBestBird April 8, 2016
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wearing square glasses

wearing square glasses means you get 0 bitches. you have no game. honestly gravity pulls more bitches than you.
emily: “ew nicholas is wearing glasses. he must get no bitches”

nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”

suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”
by ihaveshortnails May 22, 2022
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Wearing a pink tank top

When you have an extreme tank top farmers tan and then apply sunscreen to the dark areas only before going out for a serious sun burn day. This way your pale, undisturbed, winter white skin will turn pink. Leaving you with a perfect Pink Tank Top.
After a month, Tanner finally took his top off and ended up wearing a pink Tank Top for a few days.
by SimplyTanner July 30, 2022
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Wear a hat

Common parlance in England for wearing a condom
Man 1: Oy! That one's a knock out.

Man 2: Don't matter how pretty she is mate. Always wear a hat.
by Petri Baeldish November 5, 2021
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