Stunt wanking

Wanking in dangerous situations or positions, doing tricks to hit targets or break records

Mick was stunt wanking and shot himself in the eye

by Chuck Ebz January 4, 2022

Stevie Wondering

The act of rubbing your face with your eyes closed against anothers face to initiate sexual activity.

While on a date, Susan was taken aback when Paul threw himself on top of her and reclined the car seat causing her to be prone. He then began Stevie Wondering her in the hopes of getting laid.

by Random Girl Thoughts June 26, 2022

highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.

"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."

by roverdose September 28, 2022

highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.

"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."

by roverdose September 28, 2022

apartment watering can

a 2-litre soda bottle filled with water and with holes poked on the top, perfect for watering some plants in an apartment with no hose.

Papa please teach me on how to make a apartment watering can.

by RupertCambridge February 6, 2023

Jealousy Wanking

When one masturbates over an erotic situation that simultaneously makes them feel jealous.

When Mark found videos of his wife Jessie having an affair he quickly found himself Jealousy Wanking.

by IndiLee November 9, 2023

eye-watering

some kind of invented adjective that describes either an experience like sticking your head out of a moving airplane or seeing something so appetizing that saliva actually streams out of your eyes.

The sushi there is eye-watering!

by Pooleside January 21, 2024