Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.
Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.
by Positive Language Contributor October 8, 2018
Get the Model of Walmart mug.when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018
Get the boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee mug.WAL-MART: verb. To shop in a thrifty and often ghetto fashion in a store also referred to as "wally world".
Walmart, it's what we do.
by Heyjessiejoe June 4, 2018
Get the Walmart mug.Boy: they call me Walmart boy
Girl: why ?
Boy: I ate a girl out in the middle of Walmart
Girl: ..... wanna go to Walmart?
Girl: why ?
Boy: I ate a girl out in the middle of Walmart
Girl: ..... wanna go to Walmart?
by Tay1117 November 7, 2019
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(adj.) The same as something else but lacking in distinctive qualities or just worse at what it does.
by loog noog December 3, 2019
Get the walmart mug.A Walmart Photographer is a person who buys a beginner DSLR camera (Canon, Nikon, Sony, etc...) from Walmart, Best Buy, Amazon, etc... and calls themselves a professional photographer with the lack of talent.
Karen: DM me for photography rates!
A hobbyist: Where did you your camera?
Karen: Oh, from walmart! It's a Canon t3i (a beginner camera)
A hobbyist: "Fucking Karen thinks she's a professional cuz she has a camera! She's a god damn walmart photographer!"
A hobbyist: Where did you your camera?
Karen: Oh, from walmart! It's a Canon t3i (a beginner camera)
A hobbyist: "Fucking Karen thinks she's a professional cuz she has a camera! She's a god damn walmart photographer!"
by CSM_Hooah June 3, 2019
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