Speed Walks

Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .

Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."

Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."

Steve: "Dumbass."

by BrownBearr November 17, 2017

jesus walks with you

You are never alone, someone is always there when you need them. You are not walking alone in this life. Keep positive and move forward.

“Don’t be sad Jesus walks with you”

by Richard7 March 9, 2022

Bingo in the walrus

When things are going well than it just goes wrong real quick

When you are at the club and your dancing with a fit girl than she says “hey this is my friend she thinks you are cute” too bad her friend is fat and ugly this is when you think to yourself I’m about to have a bingo in the walrus

by Jaiisavirgin August 19, 2020

Obey the Walrus

A video from YouTube that is one of the scariest clips ever.

We watched Obey the Walrus and now we can't sleep.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021

frothing walrus

when u cum in a girls mouth then u punch her in the stomach and she starts foming at the mouth.

by frothing walrus August 16, 2003

Bloody Walrus

The act of one girl inserting two dildos into her mouth (Usually white or sivler) which makes her appear as a Walrus. She the inserts the half that is hanging out of her mouth into another womans vagina while that woman is on her period. After pulling the dildos out of the other womans vagina, it appears as though she is a "Bloody Walrus"

Jessica:Hey Christine I have a great idea for later!
Christine: Whats the great idea?
Jessica: Are you on your period still?
Christine: Yes I am actually
Jessica: Awesome! We can do the bloody walrus!!!

by Mushtaba May 17, 2008

He who walks behind the rows

A phrase said alltoghether by stephen king fans who think they're scary.

"This is the way of he who walks behind the rows"

--morons who need sleep

"This'll be the way of you getting the shit beat out of you if you don't fuck off and let me eat my lunch in religious peace"

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004