Wisconsin

It doesn't exist

person 1: yo do you wanna go to Wisconsin with me
person 2: what's Wisconsin

by pussy_ fairy June 23, 2020

Wisconsin ski special

Is the act of blowing two cocks at once.

When you are at the ski resort, you see slutty girls handle two ski poles pretty well.

I got a Wisconsin ski special, it was good until the balls touched

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by Nignogging August 6, 2013

Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.

Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.

by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013

Wisconsin Party Dip

When a man dips his penis in salsa or guacamole, and than anally fucks a woman.

"Hey man, last night was awesome."
"Why, what happened?"
"I gave Sandra a spicy Wisconsin party dip!"
"NICE!"

by gtahero247 November 15, 2011

Wisconsin Golden Shower

Being sprayed by beer.

Damn- I went to Stadium View Bar for the Super Bowl, and every time the Packers scored, I got a Wisconsin golden shower!

by nickharteau November 23, 2011

Wisconsin Butt Plug

When you eat too much cheese and get constipated

"Dude, eating at that fondue place really gave me a Wisconsin Butt Plug."

by MDooles11 January 19, 2023

Wisconsin Piledriver

A sex maneuver in which the partners perform a 69 in vertical stance (similar to the piledriver wrestling move) while sitting on top of a cow

"It was tough, but we found a farmer to lend us their cow for a Wisconsin piledriver!"

by NebbyNeberson February 1, 2023