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retired vsco girl

"Retired vsco girl" is a vsco girl that has decided to throw out all there items linking them to be a vsco girl leaving them as a "Retired vsco girl"
I threw out all my vsco girl items so I guess I'm a "Retired vsco girl" now
retired vsco girl by Pugz stuff January 19, 2020

sad vsco girl 

A girl who loves scrunchies, hydroflasks, pura vida bracelets, and livin life. She is happy and bubbly on the outside, and everyone always wants to be around her. She is sweet and dependable and is really good at pretending that everything alright. Perfect vsco girl am i right? WRONG she a sad bitch. She sad, she lonely, she crying all night long. She loves drug dealing pieces of shit named Kaden, sometimes she tells herself everything is fine, and then she texts a boy that she knows is toxic, sometimes they are named Jake.
person 1: yo hayley is such a sad vsco girl

person 2: yeah dumb bitches ex is in juvie and the others are dead.
Hayley: skskkskskskskskks and i oop- *drops acid*
sad vsco girl by tiddyz September 27, 2019

Emo VSCO girl 

While she does own a hydroflask, shell necklace, and always has a scrunchie on her wrist; she is not to be confused with an ordinary VSCO girl. An emo VSCO girl has deep thoughts and cares for people too much for their own good. She is not annoying or irritating to be around. Sad girl hours are 24/7 with this one, but she also knows how to have a good time. Saying “an I oop” is most of the time a joke, but sometimes it slips out accidentally. Overall, a chill and down-to-earth girl who should not be categorized w the basic VSCO girl bitches.
Oh my gosh. How can Rachel own a hydroflask and not be annoying?? She must be an emo VSCO girl

Y7 VSCO GIRL 

A girl who has no personality and in Y11 becomes a hoe
Y7 VSCO GIRL by Aaaaa that’s hot November 20, 2019

VSCO girls 

VSCO girls are females that own crocs, vans, millions of scrunchies, a hydroflask, & metal straws. They usually wear oversized t-shirts & get Starbucks. Instead of laughing like a stable human being, they say “sksksksksksk” & when they want to be dramatic, or for literally no reason, they say, “and I-oop”. They post their “cute photos” on their favorite app, VSCO. They CLASSIFY themselves as VSCO girls & admit it. If they don’t admit it, they aren’t a true VSCO girl.
“VSCO girls were EVERYWHERE at my school when i came back from summer vacation.”
VSCO girls by l.f.e October 28, 2019

VSCO girls 

These girls are a very distinct species. Usually seen out in the wild with a tube top, Vans, Crocs and Birkenstock’s. Don’t even think about forgetting the scrunchies and Hydroflasks in which they decorate with an assortment of colorful stickers.
Guy: Ok I brought your stuff
VSCO girls: YOU FORGOT THE HYDROFLASK
Guy: What’s the big deal, we can just get bottled water?
VSCO girls: I CANT BE A TRUE BASIC VSCO GIRL WITHOUT MY HYDROFLASSSKKKKKK *explodes*
Guy: *dies*
VSCO girls by REDHORSESFLYING August 10, 2019