The Urinal shitter is guy that ocasionally shits in urinals. Most of his shitting happens in the school urinals. He is often a 4.0 GPA student and because of that he isn't suspected to be the one who shits until the school janitor caughts him.
John: Hey, I think Mark is the urinal shitter.
Robert: Nah, he is a 4.0 GPA nerd, it couldn't be him.
Janitor: It is Mark, I saw him yesteday!
Mark: Oh shit im cooked
Robert: Nah, he is a 4.0 GPA nerd, it couldn't be him.
Janitor: It is Mark, I saw him yesteday!
Mark: Oh shit im cooked
by Karakondzula November 5, 2024
Get the Urinal shittermug. by bigmassivecuntbag May 28, 2021
Get the Urination Stationmug. A Urinal Turner is a guy in a public restroom who while taking a piss at a urinal will always turn around and try to make eye contact with whoever walks in. This is poor bathroom ediquitte.
"Did you notice whenever Jay is taking a leak he always turns around to see who walks in?"
"Yeah I had him pegged as a urinal turner the second time he did that shit to me"
"Yeah I had him pegged as a urinal turner the second time he did that shit to me"
by Gunno 2 November 11, 2017
Get the urinal turnermug. When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals
by 69_BitchAssNigga_420 July 18, 2016
Get the Medical-Urinemug. When you use a public urinal and someone enters the bathroom and uses the urinal right next to you even tho there are several down the line
by Continue, Dont May 16, 2019
Get the Urinal Campingmug. Better put on boots and gloves before working on potentially live wiring. You may as well have one foot in the urinal.
by barber of seville July 31, 2022
Get the one foot in the urinalmug. The act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to pee. This is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals next to you. Usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a loud, satisfied "ahhh".
"There was a queue! I couldn't just stand there waiting for the piss to come. I had to do some urinal miming & get the hell out."
by John Superman December 6, 2013
Get the urinal mimingmug.