Person with oversized "Hairy Arse" or "Mary Hinge" who wanders around a beach in speedoes, thinking that they look cool, wheras in reality they resemble a badly shaved Yeti.
by NathanielW January 18, 2011
what you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk in your gold medal trunk?
I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady hump!
I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady hump!
by d0nt_trust_her January 31, 2015
A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.
I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!
Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist
Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist
by Cruciferous August 08, 2021
At Norfolk, a trunk slammer usually pulls in on two wheels touching the ground still in work suit with 5 minutes to tee off. Ignoring the red light on the fairway warning system to walk across the course and stepping on the 1st tee without checking in with pro.
by Big Cat 68 July 14, 2020
One or more people that show up at your house to do a job and have a car full of tools and tools in the trunk and they don't do the job well and you have to pay someone else to do it
1. Those trunk slammers,( see above definition), really did a job alright after them I had to pay double to fix what they broke and then the real job. 2. I told you not to hire trunk slammers for this job you fired.
by Rhedder October 05, 2023
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