Tristan

If you are named this, you might as well kill yourself because your gay as fuck

Are you a Tristan

by Jevier March 9, 2020

Tristan

Guy who buys lots of surfboards

That Tristan just bought his third surf board this month!!

by Jannie de villiers January 22, 2023

Tristan

hyprocritical douche bag that’ll break your heart and believe all the bull shit your “best friend” tells him also a player & no not just hockey

“Wow Tristan is such an ass”
“I know did u see what he did to SP, unbelievable and such a hypocrite”

by anonymous1001234 December 8, 2018

tristan

the nicest, prettiest, funniest, guy i know he’s a one and only person

omg he’s a tristan

by mommymilkers1111 October 15, 2021

Tristan

Ugly ah goofy ah no lucky ah self short ah no girls ugly in every picture that people take of them

Bro you look like a Tristan

by WookieBookie December 24, 2022

Tristan

A Beautiful surprise from god.(Female)

Wow! look at that girl. Who is that?
That's Tristan

by anonymous January 5, 2022

Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022