"when are you and Tristan going to get together?"
"never, he's such a skeeze."
"he's so your type though."
"never, he's such a skeeze."
"he's so your type though."
by cums1u7 June 5, 2023
Get the Tristanmug. Tristan is the most amazing person ever. He is loyal as hell, and I love him with all of my heart. Tristan always makes me laugh, and he’s really funny. Tristan is the perfect person.
thank you for loving me💘
thank you for loving me💘
by Sswiperr_ July 10, 2020
Get the Tristanmug. A very Hot and Steamy man. Massive Cock and Balls. Bigger than fucking King Kong. Personality of Christ himself. 10/10 would hang out with him again.
by Byatt Wennett September 10, 2020
Get the Tristan Jonesmug. hot piece of ass. charming, kind lad who would never hurt a fly. honest, modest, and is just all around perfect. strong, has abs. literal embodiment of perfection.
tristan is hot
by thisisagreatpseudonym February 3, 2022
Get the Tristanmug. Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.
See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)
See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)
by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023
Get the Tristan Unitmug. Tristan and Makenzy the best couple you'll ever see want to know how? Because no matter what there always cling together, like magnets. Additionally The Tristan be the who will be sorry most of the time and make the Makenzy laugh, The Makenzy will be the cutest thing he'll see and make his day also think she has the BIGGEST booty.Now the Makenzy is totally different she full of energy and will be clingy to him and would want do some things with him, She'll be all shy and loud at the same time when the Makenzy see the Tristan she'll be all over him hugging and kissing him all over and misses him sooooooo much when he leaves and will talk about the whole time. Because their perfect for each other 💖
"Awwwww Look they Tristan and Makenzy kiss each other wish I had Tristan and I wish I had a Makenzy"
by Stars of milk November 22, 2023
Get the Tristan and Makenzymug. 