Golden Toaster (XD edition)

Golden Toaster, but it is way more golden, and doesn't have terrible spelling.

Also btw, The original golden toaster was Robbie's

OOF

Lol, Robbie's Golden Toaster sucks. I love Golden Toaster (XD edition).

by OliviaisstephaniexD October 15, 2018

Semen drizzle on a toaster strudel

A sex position when you have a competition who can put more cum on their toaster strudel.

Tanesha and I did the semen drizzle on a toaster strudel last night. She was happy to do it since I got rid of that Yee Yee ass haircut.

by Chicken nugget sex March 23, 2021

shes my toaster strudel

when you cum on her stomach or back like a toaster strudel

Bro1: Im tryna get laid by her, imma go talk to her real quick.
Bro2: nah you cant bro shes my toaster strudel.
Bro1: oh...

by YunngDaggerD July 1, 2017

East Coast Pussy Toaster

The act in fucking a girl and the without telling her pull out and pour lighter fluid on the outside of her pussy and a little on the inside, then light her pussy on fire.

Man last light i was fuckin this bitch i dont like, so i pulled out and gave her a east coast pussy toaster.

by J-Wall October 27, 2012

Fuck Mothering Toaster Strudel

That one little smug son of a bitch that will stick itself up your mothers' anus

Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"

"Oh, damn! that fuck mothering toaster strudel sent itself up my mom's ass again!"

by J_3_T January 13, 2017

dig a ditch and pop in it the toaster

The act of Anal sex.

George had always wanted to experiment with his wife, so he dug a ditch and popped it in the toaster

by Danny Provalone June 21, 2006

Toaster Mage (noun)

1.) A Toaster that is also a Mage.
2.) A Mage that has the ability to make Toast without the use of a Toaster or Toaster Oven
3.) A Pieism priest.
4.) A very random person who does NOT own a Toaster OR a Toaster Oven.
5.) a Communist (In name only ... not in practice)
6.) A lazy bastard.
7.) A person named "Blah Blahson"
8.) An amalgamation of any of the six previous definitions, or all of them, or none of them, or ... just ... o.o ... PIE!!

There is good, there is evil ... There is Communism, and Capitalism ... there is Light and Dark ... there is Up and Down ... somwhere between but not quite in front of or behind it all ... is TOASTER MAGE.

by Haukness January 24, 2005