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beta cloud

compound noun
1. A visible mass of condensed beta males floating in a bar or club, typically surrounding a single female.

2. An indistinct or billowing mass of weakness, especially of a group of males all fiddling with their cellphones and incapable of face-to-face communication with the female they are crowding over.

3. A state or cause of gloom, suspicion, trouble, or worry, especially for an alone, single female in an establishment that sells alcohol.
"My friend disappeared behind a beta cloud in the middle of the dance floor."

"A beta cloud passed over Jessica's face after she passed out at the bar."

Girl 1, "Did Jessica ever make it out of the bar yesterday? She's hasn't answered any of my texts since then."
Girl 2, "The last time I saw her, she was engulfed by a beta cloud on her way to the bathroom. Hey, you win some and you lose some."
by Gdrw October 8, 2017
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Twat cloud

The heavy scent (cloud) one gets a whiff of when he/she enters a restroom stall after a woman that had a dirty special part exits.
That was an awful twat cloud.

(verb) I was working yesterday and got clouded when I went into the bathroom.
Man, there is some clouding going on in the bathroom today!

Abbreviation: TC or TC'd (verb)
by Snukaaaa August 9, 2018
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cloud cuffing

cuffing season but done with online dating apps. They will not meet up with you, but they want the relationship.
Adam that girl on tinder is cloud cuffing you
by Josh Edds December 1, 2017
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Pigpen Cloud

The nose hair singing stench that follows the person that made it.
Jezus man! ... you walked out of that bathroom and brought your pigpen cloud with you!
by PapiLoco July 28, 2010
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cloud gazing

look up. look at the sky. noticing those cotton balls floating through the sky. cloud gazing at its finest.
today i went cloud gazing with my deceased grandmother!!!!!!
by 444cottonballs444 June 29, 2022
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Cloud of Darkness

The genderless primary boss from Final Fantasy III who takes the form of a hot naked-looking chick with static hair in FF Dissidia. She is well-known for giving Laguna a leg cramp upon being perved on. Whether those marks on her boobs are nipples or not are unknown.
"Aaaaarrgh Cloud of Darkness gave me another leg cramp"
by FFer February 28, 2013
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pleasure cloud

Any accidentally aerosolized narcotic powder. Also called a "happy cloud".
Dude! Carful opening that sack of cocaine, you might accidentally kill someone with a pleasure cloud!
by LimitlessDealer. March 10, 2016
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