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Trunk Monkey

A person who is black that can't drive
man I hate those trunk monkeys
by CrAcK_mOnKeY195 December 19, 2022
mugGet the Trunk Monkeymug.

Trunk

When you're drunk but you've also eaten so much turkey that you don't know if your turkey drunk or alcohol drunk.
Let's all get TRUNK this Thanksgiving holiday weekend and have a safe time.
We bout ta get tha trunkest ever dog.
by Sprky33 November 25, 2023
mugGet the Trunkmug.

Trunk

Hym "Wait! What!? SHE WAKES UP! AT THE START OF THE MOVIE SHE WAKES UP! THE TRUNK IS OPEN! And then her phone starts going off in a bag next to the car and then she struggles to reach for it for like 35 seconds before she realizes that the guy is coming back and then she continues to reach for the phone! GET OUT OF THE TRUNK, BITCH! GET OUT OF THE TRUNK AND RUN! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! IS THIS BITCH RETARDED!? SHE IN THE TRUNK NOW MAKING PHONE CALLS AND, LIKE, PUSHING ON THE TRUNK! THE TRUNK WAS JUST OPEN BITCH! WHY DID YOU NOT GET OUT!? Oh... Her spine is broken or something... Well then the name is a misnomer. They should have called it Trunk: Broken Spine... She has access to the internet!? She's getting notifications from Facebook and shit and she has a- SHE'S GOOGLING HOW TO GET OUT OF A TRUNK! POST SOMETHING TO YOUR FACEBOOK! 'HELP! I'M IN A TRUNK! THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE GUY! MY SPINE IS BROKEN!' She even has her own GPS location! Oh my God! She is bad at this! I would be a way better trunk guy."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
mugGet the Trunkmug.

Feeling like Trunks

When you absolutely getting shit on by your buddies for your shit gameplay but you just hit the nastiest no scope.
Jay: Bro youโ€™re dogshit you literally have no kills
DaddyJ: Dude Iโ€™m literally one snipe away from feeling like Trunks
by DaddyJSchmeat February 12, 2022
mugGet the Feeling like Trunksmug.

tattered trunks

IMMA GET OUTTA THESE TATTERED TRUNKS
by EASTLOSDIZZIPELON December 17, 2017
mugGet the tattered trunksmug.

Ass-Trunk

When you park it in front the car you just pulled the slider on.
โ€œ๐˜ ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฅ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ (๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต) ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ค๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ass-trunk ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ. ๐˜ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏโ€™๐˜ต ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ด. ๐˜ž๐˜ฆ ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ $10,000.โ€
by Paullybeans April 7, 2024
mugGet the Ass-Trunkmug.

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