cock jockey

A professional horse racer who also happens to be a male chicken.

Hay look, it's a cock jockey running down the motorway.

by Tallywacker Tom January 2, 2004

nob jockey

a female who gets it in the ass or the vagina by a horse and she shits out horse cum for the next month.

dont date her dude she is a nob jockey.

by darkthatfollows May 23, 2010

IT knob jockey

Jumped up IT technicians and managers who use pseudo-techno terms and acronyms to sound intelligent when all they come across as is a pair of complete knob jockeys.

Kev says: 'You need to use the VPN TWAIN server through an open portal Phil'

Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'

Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'

by Savolicious November 11, 2011

booze jockey

one of four men who comsumes excessive amounts of alcohol, either by choice, or through the art of peer pressure.

"commmmooonnnnn.... thought you were a booze jockey?"

by Scott Vigue June 27, 2006

Bottle Jockey

A person who downs bottled beer like water more than a 12 pack for starters or someone who drinks a 5th or more of booze by themselves.

Look at that drunk chick she worked that 5th of booze like a bottle jockey.

by the transient November 18, 2011

turtle jockey

"Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.

Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"

by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007

finger jockey

A person who after inserting their finger in an anus, genital area or otherwise offensive odor producing area, whipes said finger in random places to transfer the smell. Similar to a stink palm but smaller.

Tom was a total finger jockey. I could smell his girl friend's vagina on the door handle.

by hgeer3 June 3, 2010