by Strimbles June 11, 2024
Get the Surfing with the Alien mug.An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear.
His crimes include:
- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room
- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy
List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush
- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles
The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025
His crimes include:
- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room
- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy
List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush
- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles
The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025
“I can’t wait to go into the locker room I’m sure my freshman wrestling season is gonna be great!”
“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”
“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”
by Luke Choadwalker March 4, 2025
Get the The Shawnee Alien mug.An alien can mean two things.
1) Living creatures from outer space Living on other planets.
2) Someone who's smart, but nowhere near as smart as a nerd unless they pop a smart drug. They can get really strong and buff if they workout for years though.
1) Living creatures from outer space Living on other planets.
2) Someone who's smart, but nowhere near as smart as a nerd unless they pop a smart drug. They can get really strong and buff if they workout for years though.
1)
Aliens: We're going to use tractor beams to abduct your farm animals.
2)
Aliens: We can get 2-FMA and 4F-MPH and 2m2bOH 2-methyl-2-butanol to research. And play with shiny non-toxic Gallium. But first, gym.
Aliens: We're going to use tractor beams to abduct your farm animals.
2)
Aliens: We can get 2-FMA and 4F-MPH and 2m2bOH 2-methyl-2-butanol to research. And play with shiny non-toxic Gallium. But first, gym.
by HawaiianPunch1 July 30, 2024
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>My, ANgel JOse RObles's Future Is Teravila Reliant On Not Alienating Individuals<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Covert emotional abuse usually a parent with primary custody interfering with the other parents' ability to form an emotional parental connection with children by brainwashing tactics and denying visitation over time causing children to unjustifiably take on their behaviors towards the alienated parent.
by Black Dads Matter February 24, 2024
Get the Parental Alienation mug.Instead of saying god say four aliens, because according to atheists thats how we, humans, were created, or one theory anyway
by astounding February 14, 2003
Get the 4 aliens mug.when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018
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