Casper virus

When a virus sneaks into your body and causes you to get sick.

Sorry I was gone, I got a casper virus

by Phillip J Hoffman March 10, 2020

Chrono virus

When you turn up to a cycling time trial and perform appallingly, then generate list of excuses in your head as you roll back from the finish to the race HQ, but cannot think of any so blame it on a cold you might have had recently.

"Pete that was a shit performance"

"I know Trev, got a bit of Chrono Virus and heavy legs"

"What the fuck are heavy legs?"

"Dunno, gfgi"

by Davetherave2 March 13, 2020

Coors Light Virus

A virus that begins with the intake of a six pack of Coors Light. Can lead to pneumonia and one hell of a bad fever dream.

Person 1: Damn, Sam got the Coors Light Virus last night.
Person 2: Hope it was fun for him.

by SSMGod5136 March 16, 2020

Pabst Blue Virus

The true culprit of the Coronavirus, rather than Corona Beer, because of the sheer popularity of Pabst Blue Ribbon in China.

Tim Tim: You realize that it should be Pabst Blue Virus?

Blade: Agreed. Isn't Corona a Mexican beer?

by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020

coboner virus

the correct pronunciation of the corona virus

Brad: dude what is going on in 2020?
Zach: Idk man it’s the coboner virus.

by kanmey March 23, 2020

Car'ona virus

Insane driver, that drives drunk when sober.

that hoe drives like a Car'ona virus but is sober.

by funny jokes April 29, 2020

Corona virus

The F word

The corona virus is the f word it ruined my birthday

by Butt child May 1, 2020