Swift Middle School

Great teachers, great principals, absolute straight up plastic for food, white trash including horse girls, vsco girls, nicotine addicts, potheads, pot sellers, school shooters, basic thots who think they're thiqqqq with 4 q's, and fake hicks and hillbillys. The food is radioactive waste from the peach bottom power plant. The water from the water fountains is straight chlorine from my grandmother's pool. Off brand Charli Damelio's are EVERYWHERE looking for Lil Huddy. Only half the clocks work. go follow @solanco_garbage on instargram!

I go to Swift Middle School in Solanco. Its trash!

by wsxcvbnmko January 21, 2020

Taylor Swift belly

A belly/torso showing no belly button, commonly found being worn by none other than Taylor Swift herself.

Woah she's exposing her Taylor Swift belly with those high rise jeans

by Longlegswan October 20, 2017

Swift Like the Ekans

Being as swift, yet not as epic, as an Ekans. Also a Halo term for assassination from above.

Courtney: Man jarred was swift like the ekans last night.
Jacie: Yea he was, he just kept jumping down and killing us.
Jarred: Thats cuz im swift like the Ekans.

by Lyfial April 1, 2009

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down and rubbing your ass along the ground like and old dog.

Guy1 Hey look at that chick over there with her pants down crawling around, she must be

Guy2 No she not special, shes just Taylor Swifting

by Dizzlemania August 17, 2012

Taylor swift

A ciggy

Do you want a Taylor swift boy

by Joe amber April 17, 2021

Taylor Swift

A unit of measurement of how many exes a person has.

Person 1: Hey, how many exes do you have?
Person 2: Oh, around 1 Taylor Swift.
Person 1: damn I feel bad for you.

by Noduratt September 20, 2020

Lidl Taylor Swift

A creative person, usually a writer, a poet, a singer who writes their own lyrics, who draws from personal experiences and infuses their work with it, but will never be as good as Taylor Swift because she IS the music industry. A big part of Taylor Swift's discography is famously known for being inspired by romantic partners from her real life. "Lidl" is a European chain value for money grocery store chain. It is known for having store name brand items for very low prices. Like an Aldi. Any artist essentially can call themselves Lidl Taylor Swift no matter their medium as long as their work is at least inspired by personal events.

nick: how does publishing your short story about your high school bullies feel?
anna: amazing! I felt like Lidl Taylor Swift.

by poetsmith November 22, 2021