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F Student

The F students are inventors, they are so f*cking creative that they couldn't sit in class, they couldn't listen because whatever people we're trying to put in their head-- they knew it was f*cking bullshit.
"yea i know that guy hes a F student, he has a bright future"
by fstudentsruletheworld May 8, 2025
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NWDO of students

A group of students who want to take over the world whilst toppling the government

(new world domination organisation)

The world will be ours!

Mwa ha ha ha!
Your government needs a slap call the NWDO of students!
by Leader 1- Leader 2 December 13, 2007
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Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018
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Student

Person that's doomed to attend university for next 4-6 years, also has been doomed to experience pain, suffering, sadness, depression, laziness, helplessness, loneliness, tiredness all at the same time(list is not full). After person becomes a student, he starts to miss childhood. Facts about that species: they sleep 2-4 hours a day, their digestive system has adapted to energy drinks and junk food like cow is adapted to grass, it's their only meals.

But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.
- Congratulations, you become a student!

- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.
by Student4 February 7, 2021
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student

person 1: bruh how do you not know how to pay ur taxes
school slave (student): school didn't teach me how to
by maybe i'm retarded February 2, 2021
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Student Spotlight

When a lame not at all funny student is picked out by Jacob Davis and is interviewed to appease the other lame students at Los Osos High
Wow did you see Student Spotlight?
Yeah, I heard the little freshman they interviewed was Jacob Davis biggest fan.
It wasn't very funny
by <3Lex April 30, 2008
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Animal student

Want to fuck animals instead of getting life skills
1) Who is that kissing a toucan
2) dont worry about it its an "animal student"
by Hfnskdknf February 9, 2022
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