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Charge Shotgun Method

Inserting a game console controller handle into the vagina or penis and using vibrations from a game to be pleasured. Sometimes putting one handle in the vagina and other in the asshole.
“Did you hear about the charge shotgun method? I use it everyday and put one in the pink and the other in the stink! I totally recommend it.”
by drphilshole August 27, 2025
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Yop's method

"this is so ridiculous pretending like I didn't completely influence everything you guys do and teach you the methods that your whole hobby lives off of."

- yop's method official
by penis gaming November 29, 2024
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The Griezman Method

"The Griezman Method": A revolutionary technique that involves the delicate application of an ice cube to one's lower sphincter (anus), with the aim of inducing a temporary state of sensory numbness.

This groundbreaking approach aims to temporarily numb the senses, providing a unique sensation that can only be described as an Arctic tingle for your backside.

Often performed in moments of personal introspection or sheer curiosity, practitioners of the Grisman Method gracefully glide an ice cube along the contours of their posterior, resulting in a symphony of shivers and a chilling experience that can make even the iciest landscapes feel cozy by comparison.

It is worth noting that the Griezman Method requires a certain finesse, as excessive rubbing may lead to unexpected consequences, such as an inadvertent case of polar posterior or temporary frigid fanny syndrome.
In an attempt to mimic Arctic explorers, Emily suggested they partake in the Griezman Method during their camping trip. Unfortunately, their frozen minges put a chill on the entire adventure."

Before engaging in anal play, Samantha would always employ the Griezman Method, gently rubbing an ice cube on the area to create a numbing sensation for enhanced comfort.
by mr iceman May 25, 2023
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Heinz 57 Method

1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle

2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.

Both involve the following two-handed process:

Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
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glitter method

a way of style and living in the presence of glitter
Her style embodies the glitter method.
by theglittermethod June 26, 2018
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Squirrel Method

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.
Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?

Bobby: i did it was so tight
by S13Enjoyer January 23, 2025
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10k Method

10k Method
A scam broke boys believe in.
"Zack told me about this method, you think I should try it?"
"Bro your ever seen Zack with 10k?"
"No"
"You know what go ahead bro lol"
"You tryna do it with me?"
"Bro just stop, smh you finna go broke one day".
by Zack The Finesse Kid June 28, 2021
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