Toddler knocker

When the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet.

Hey Marissa that guy last night had such a toddler knocker!!

by Toddler knocker 69 July 13, 2018

flobber-knocker

writing object which displays awesomeness in the form of sented sparkles in any sent...ANY SENT

(i mean anything you can dream of, it's a flobber-knocker)

gravy sented, spray paint sent, big toe sent, nail polish sent, hair spray sent, expo marker sent, dust sent, flobber-knocker, etc.

by Bodascious Flip-Flop November 29, 2010

Drunk-knocker

That overly intoxicated person that repeatedly slaps/bumps/taps or "knocks" on your shoulder to get your attention.

My sister is shy when she's sober, but after a few beers she's a total drunk-knocker. She interrupts everyone, tapping on their shoulders saying "hey, hey, hey".

by drunk-knocker November 12, 2021

foot knocker

When someone tries to take off someone else's bathing suit top with their feet.

"Oh my god!He just tried to foot knocker me!"

"Ew, what a perv!"

by fhdakfjkl June 12, 2008

knocker

a person who does drugs

Guy 1: You shouldn't trust that guy.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He's just a run-of-the-mill knocker.

by Comedy_Camel August 20, 2016

cock-knocker brown

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.

As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.

by joebananas October 24, 2008

Holy Shim Knocker

A male or female that knocks the senior citizens of your community, it could be your Grandma!

That holy shim knocker just got turned on, he is headed to the senior center.

by holy shim Knocker January 7, 2011