Bro 1: I busted a nut all over this bitch named destiny’s face (Picasso level) she barely even wiped it off! Crazy bro all I could think about last time I saw her with her man was me painting her face and my nut crust on her nose ring!!!!
Bro 2: damn bro sucks for that guy his girl is walking around with nut crust on her nose ring…THOTS
Bro 2: damn bro sucks for that guy his girl is walking around with nut crust on her nose ring…THOTS
by Thejokerrr November 16, 2024

What's up man you doing yogood out here ?yea man I'm good just out here scraping the crust you know what it is
by Maintainsta July 17, 2022

Mom-”Eat those pickles son, I payed good money for those!
Son-“I wont eat Pickle Crust. You know that I love crustless pickles”
Son-“I wont eat Pickle Crust. You know that I love crustless pickles”
by MagicalCripple December 21, 2017

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office
Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.
by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019

by D561 September 27, 2025

by Rebmaeyak April 22, 2018
