boss poop

The last or largest poop to come out before wiping.

(Coined by my 4 year old son in a restaurant restroom)
Mommy: Brady, are you done?
Brady: No, I'm waiting for the Boss Poop.
Mommy: What's a Boss Poop.
Brady: ...the last poop to come out...

by Crapper™ July 22, 2016

boss's day

A dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards. A concept that hasn't and (hopefully) never will catch on. On this day you're supposed to thank your boss for "being kind and fair" and buy him some stupid card, but really, its just a classic hallmark holiday. Ironically, most people seem to resent their bosses anyway so whats the point?

Joe: I got a card for my boss, because today is Boss's Day!
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?

by NewClear October 11, 2012

boss car

When a car is very clean in appearance, a monster with power, or both. You normally see these cars in the summer months or in warmer climate states. These vehicles make your jaw drop

Person 1: did you see that sick mustang?
Person 2: yeah, but that camaro was a fuckin boss car!

by Midnight Toker149 February 6, 2008

Ay Boss

An alternative to saying hi or hello. Commonly used by 20 somethings and 55 year old dads with erectile dysfunction.

"Ay Boss! I have a seizure."

by Mr. Cancer May 28, 2016

Boss awesome

1. The most awesome ever.

It was boss awesome when I dunked on LeBron.

by Tailer Trash 142 April 4, 2010

Boss-hole

An Asshole Boss

Dammit, I'm so pissed my boss-hole just canceled my Friday off so he can go golfing with his buddies while I do the reports.

by dav_reece March 17, 2011

Boss 302

A mustang mainly produced in 1970. Its the baby in the boss family. The boss 351 and boss 429 are its siblings. A decent horse power car usally rated at 290 and with headers you can get it to 300.

Civic guy: What the fuck i keep loosing to this boss 302.
ME: You no what?
Civic guy: What?
ME: ITS GOOD TO BE THE BOSS

by mike sexman July 6, 2008