Texticles

Anatomy needed to send bawlsy texts, either based on content or timing.

1. "I'm not texting him to ask if I can sleep with his sister!"

"Dude! Grow some texticles!"

2. No one has the texticles to send her a text before 8 am.

by DeCallMeJerka May 9, 2012

Texticles

Having texticles is when you man up over text and do/say something you wouldn't normally because you were too shy

"I sent that bitch a pic of my nuts"
"damn son, you got some texticles last night, didn't you?"

by Paul McDonald July 26, 2014

Testicle'd

When you are at a large music festival, and two circle groups form right next to each other, and you are stuck in between

Ohh mate you won't believe how many times I got testicle'd last night

by Generic_username1 March 3, 2015

Testicle Brothers

Slang term for two dudes in a homosexual relationship.

"Hey bro, are you and Spencer getting it on? "

"Yeah man, we've been testicle brothers for a few weeks now. "

by dasbrethren December 6, 2014

Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.

My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016

testicle fuck

Balls in the vag

"I testicle fucked a girl last night"
"Alex, you absolute dog, you!"

by Cloverman January 20, 2016

tecticles

Spectacles for your testicles.

"Oi Dave!" says Pete-the-lege. "Have you seen my new tecticles?", as he unzips his fly. "Look, it lets the lady know you're classy".

"Pete your testicles look like a fucking librarian you tosser" Exclaims Dave.

by Bob-The-Lege Dylan May 6, 2016