Un-teacher

A teacher who excels at not properly teaching a given subject. Their teaching abilities are so poor that they actually end up “un-teaching” the subject. It’s the reverse of your standard teacher.

Wow, he’s such a good un-teacher. I don’t understand anything anymore.

by Cabledude February 24, 2021

teacher attachment

usually starts with crushing on your teacher/ finding your teacher really good looking. will progress from looking forward to their lessons to looking forward to "accidentally" walk pass her class/ bump into her. this attachment will only start developing when you find out they arent going to teach you next year/ they are leaving the school. you will start distancing yourselves from them and stop making memories with them because itll be too painful to look back on. but on the last day you will cry your heart out to her to the point she has to make sure you get home safe.

also this usually happens when the teacher actually kind of hate the student in a friend way.

also always happens with teachers who surnames start with t. yall should watch out.

"pls dont leave me i have teacher attachment issues"

by nvsklover July 27, 2022

English teacher

People working as english teachers are like ice cream, you can easily tell the quality on the basis of the first impression.

It is hard to see whether it is the intended meaning or just my english teacher's personal interpretation.

by Doruk bey August 14, 2019

That vegan teacher

A stupid vegan donut

Person 1: THAT VEGAN TEACHERS is a donut

by anonymous September 15, 2021

sped teacher

A very ugly looking turkey with a flabber old wrinkle neck who checks on sped kids in the christian school but generally does not do her job and fucking makes us do work

"FUCK sped teacher is here"

by 123gaysub August 21, 2018

teacher meltdown

The yearly (sometimes quarterly, monthly, weekly, or daily) occurrence of a teacher at his or her wits’ end resulting in ugly-crying, typically at one’s desk, in one’s car, or in the shower. This is sometimes followed up with an adult beverage and junk food.

I had my first teacher meltdown of the year after today’s testing session.

by Mel Varel October 7, 2020

Geriatric teacher

A miserable old sod, usually with a beard, who corrects anybody and everybody at every opportune moment. Particularly anal about poor grammar. A geriatric teacher tries to remain relevant by wearing cartoon socks.

I’m being taught by a geriatric teacher

by Lady Victoria January 19, 2022