beta cloud

compound noun
1. A visible mass of condensed beta males floating in a bar or club, typically surrounding a single female.

2. An indistinct or billowing mass of weakness, especially of a group of males all fiddling with their cellphones and incapable of face-to-face communication with the female they are crowding over.

3. A state or cause of gloom, suspicion, trouble, or worry, especially for an alone, single female in an establishment that sells alcohol.

"My friend disappeared behind a beta cloud in the middle of the dance floor."

"A beta cloud passed over Jessica's face after she passed out at the bar."

Girl 1, "Did Jessica ever make it out of the bar yesterday? She's hasn't answered any of my texts since then."
Girl 2, "The last time I saw her, she was engulfed by a beta cloud on her way to the bathroom. Hey, you win some and you lose some."

by Gdrw October 8, 2017

Flesh-cloud

Flesh-cloud / fleSH-kloud /

noun

1. A person of low substance.

2. One who floats through life aimlessly with little to no direction.

3. An individual devoid of merit.

Synonyms: meat head, chuckle head, chowder brain, stew bag, airhead.

Billy's proclivity for behaving like a FLESH-CLOUD, has led to his poor Math grade.

by Skellatina October 22, 2018

Cloud Queef

The act of replacing a vape’s juice with vaginal secretion, and smoking it.

Ethan is the Cloud Queef God.

by Ethan the Vape God February 1, 2018

Swaggiest clouds

Swaggiest clouds is the highest level of swag available, currently the ownly one with enough swag is someone called “Azreal” online

Im trying to get enough swag to be in the swaggiest clouds

by PENISHAVERSIXETYNINE July 28, 2021

Brown Cloud

When someone is snorting a rail out your asscrack and you fart and a cloud of coke blows up in their face.

He was doing a rail out her ass crack and she ripped a brown cloud on him.

by MC Skankaholic July 3, 2017

boo cloud

A genus of cloud that forms right in front of the moon during a total lunar eclipse / blood moon, causing the group you are standing with to exclaim "boo!".

Everybody yelled "boo" as the 'boo cloud' went in front of the total eclipse.

by theeternalbeing April 15, 2014

cloud machine

An ecig, the words a cloud machine describe an ecig by the clouds that come from the machine

"Yo pass us my cloud machine"

"Don't you mean ecig?"
"Same thing bro"

by Cloudman123 October 11, 2017